Obama told aides he feels "like a cylon without a Resurrection Ship."
The Onion:
WASHINGTON—According to sources in the White House, President Barack Obama has been uncharacteristically distant and withdrawn ever since last month's two-hour series finale of Battlestar Galactica.
"The president seems to be someplace else lately," said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. "Yesterday we were all being briefed on the encroachment of Iranian drone planes into Iraq, when he just looked up from the table and blurted out, 'What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?'"
"I haven't seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland," the official continued. "Or at least that's what he told me. I don't actually watch the show. It's not really my thing."
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Speaking of the Prez, isn't it wonderful how he did America proud in his visit overseas?
He did more for our relations with other countries than has been done for the last 8 years. Imagine a President actually building relationships with other countries, instead of tearing them apart?
Obama's having to lead us out of the abyss and is doing an incredibly impressive job.
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